dick wash 

when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.

Guy 1: Yo, should i give him a dick wash?
Guy 2: I'll flush.

dick wash by Bersh December 9, 2008

Dick Wash 

When your girl is giving you head but halfway through her gulps she tries to spit it back into your dick. The act of backwashing a drink only it's with cum and on your dick

Male: He baby want my dick?
Female: No thanks, I know Jenny gave you a dick wash yesterday.
Male: it wasn't my fault, Jenny spit it back up!

Dick Wash by RyomaIruma October 25, 2017

Dick wash 

A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.

"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"

Dick wash by ratchetrachelxox May 31, 2018

Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.

Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.

Dick-Wash by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020

Dick Car Wash

noun.

The metaphorical state of being in a very homosexual situation, or undesirable position. Described as the brushes in a car wash being replaced with penises, and slapping the individual in the face repeatedly while revolving, as if they were cleaning the exterior of a vehicle.

Mark: Man, let’s get out of here….

Jim: What gives? I like the vibe of this place!

Mark: No dude, this place is a total Dick Car Wash. Do you see the amount of Navy personnel in here?

Jim: Oh….yeah there are a lot of sailors here…

Mark: Yeah. Let’s peace out and get some Taco John’s. I’m going to 9/11 that toilet later.

Dick Car Wash by Penis Alota April 14, 2026

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. 

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

wash my watery dick 

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.

"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"

wash my watery dick by Jocelyn the Helicopter June 1, 2021