dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

dick the dog by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

cut to the dog's dick 

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

cut to the dog's dick by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

The Deku Dick Dog 

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

The Deku Dick Dog by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it 

Luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it by Fanypack April 3, 2017