dick tea 

The water in the toilet bowl after you touched it with the tip of your penis

I accidentally made dick tea at work. I got weird looks when i tried to clean my dick by the sink.

dick tea by Koolguy914 April 17, 2016

dick tear

dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.

him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?

her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?

him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.

her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.

dick tear by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010

Dick Tears 

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.

Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.

Dick Tears by ChesterTM April 27, 2015

dick tease 

Someone who flirts and gets off with lads, but doesn't actually shag them i.e. leads them on!

a 16 yr old bitch, that knows shes fit, and abuses it.

dick tease by Adam April 7, 2004

dick tease 

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.

Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.

dick tease by Cricket September 13, 2004

Dick-Tear 

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

Dick-Tear by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

Dick tease 

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.

After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.

Dick tease by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012