dick stain 

An insulting term that compares someone to the stains left in a man's underwear by his dick. An obnoxious, digusting person that you can't stand to be around.

My boss made me work overtime every night this week. What a dick stain!

dick stain by MrManMD January 12, 2009

Dick stain 

A annoying piece of shit who wont leave you alone

Man Brad is a fucking dick stain

Dick stain by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018

Dick stain 

Someone who is rude as fuck and is as disgusting as a dirty pair of mens undies.

That dudes a dick stain!

Dick stain by Tequila sunshine August 24, 2018

goatee dick stain 

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

goatee dick stain by blah b;la June 9, 2010

Saint Dick 

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

Saint Dick by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

Old Saint Dick by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"

For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.

Old Saint Dick by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013