dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

by matt May 25, 2003

dick spam

When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.

Damn, that boy dick spammed me so hard last night I forgot if we even had sex!

by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011

Urban Dick Spam

Someone who constantly reuploads the same word to urban dictionary so it gets added.

Stop the fucking Urban Dick Spam

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

Dickspam

The absurd emails one receives every few minutes regarding penis enlargement products, which is nearly impossible to filter and block.

Your newborn baby pictures didn't show up in my inbox, because it is filled with nothing but dickspam right now.

by Onthefence December 9, 2008

Dickspamtitus

An unfortunate medical condition, where a penis grows from the forhead. Dickspamtitus is unsightly, yet poses no medical threat. It is not able to be removed.

Look, that man's got dickspamtitus!

by Sarah The Bitch December 18, 2004