dick spazm 

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

dick spazm by matt May 25, 2003

dick spam 

When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.

Damn, that boy dick spammed me so hard last night I forgot if we even had sex!

dick spam by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011

Urban Dick Spam 

Someone who constantly reuploads the same word to urban dictionary so it gets added.

Stop the fucking Urban Dick Spam

Urban Dick Spam by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019

Dickspam 

The absurd emails one receives every few minutes regarding penis enlargement products, which is nearly impossible to filter and block.

Your newborn baby pictures didn't show up in my inbox, because it is filled with nothing but dickspam right now.

Dickspam by Onthefence December 9, 2008

Dickspamtitus 

An unfortunate medical condition, where a penis grows from the forhead. Dickspamtitus is unsightly, yet poses no medical threat. It is not able to be removed.

Look, that man's got dickspamtitus!

Dickspamtitus by Sarah The Bitch December 18, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008