dick slot 

The gap in an open front commercial toilet seat

Friend 1: How was that sit?
Friend 2: Dude, it was comfortable because the toilet seat had a dick slot.

dick slot by IHATERIIDO April 15, 2009

sloth dick 

When you can't get boner very quickly. The begining stages of Erectial Dysfunction.

I was about to bone this chick but it took me an hour and a half to get hard. Stupid sloth dick.

sloth dick by Yung titty lord March 10, 2015