dick shiner 

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator

Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.

dick shiner by Vesper47 March 17, 2017

dick shine 

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.

You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.

dick shine by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008

dick shine 

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

dick shine by BIlly September 8, 2004

Dick shine 

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

Dick shine by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

shiney dick 

A person who only works when the boss is looking.

Yo you the way Gino picked up that shove as soon as the owner pulled up, looks like we found another (Shiney dick)

shiney dick by NWRocket August 2, 2017

the day the sun shines out of my dick 

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

the day the sun shines out of my dick by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

Erbin dickshinary 

The retarded form on urban dictionary.

I lak erbin dickshinary

Erbin dickshinary by I'm da bezt fool July 4, 2017