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dick shine 

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.
You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.
dick shine by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008

dick shine 

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.
Matt Jury is a Dick Shine
dick shine by BIlly September 8, 2004

Dick shine 

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.
He had to dick shine after using the restroom.
Dick shine by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

shiney dick 

A person who only works when the boss is looking.
Yo you the way Gino picked up that shove as soon as the owner pulled up, looks like we found another (Shiney dick)
shiney dick by NWRocket August 2, 2017

the day the sun shines out of my dick 

an eccentric saying of non belief.
Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

Erbin dickshinary 

I lak erbin dickshinary
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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