Dick Shield

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When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

Dick Shield by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

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dick shield

A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.

"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.

A dick shield, hence.

dick shield by Charlesm12345678 November 15, 2007

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Dick-Shield

Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.

*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block

"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."

Dick-Shield by spaceymaree February 4, 2020