dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.

Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808

by Sisterwife June 11, 2017

rug burned dick

rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.

Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.

by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018

rugby dick

Rugby dick occurs due to extreme cold or by ur dicks "6th sense" detecting possible injury to come while playing any outdoor sport in the cold. You have achieved "rugby dick" when your dick shrinks to the size of one of your testicles, or when you are able to piss on your own balls. This can also be used as an excuse for having a tiny cock in the locker room.

Fraser: "Woahh, watch where you're swingin that cashew nut!"

Allan: "It's cold out there gimme a break"

Fraser: "Aaah, got a bit of rugby dick going on I see, no worries, I won't judge you on your size"

by CheeseyDickFart May 10, 2009