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dick mule 

1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.

2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.

3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
I love Jenny she is such a dick mule!

She's kinda ugly but MAN is she a dick mule.
dick mule by Drizzol October 12, 2010
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Mule dick 

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating
"He was really mule dicking her "
Mule dick by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017
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Mule Dick 

A completely useless person.

Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.
HR messed up my paycheck again. What a bunch of mule dicks.
Mule Dick by nautonnier April 28, 2009
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