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when a mole is present on the tip of the penis, also known as foreskin.
hope: i was giving brad head last night and dude..

louise: what?

hope: he had a fucking dick mole!

louise: ewww no way man, thats dirt.

big daddy fuck: whats wrong with a dick mole?

hope: it was smiling at me and there was a mooosive hair sticking out of his un-circed foreskin

louise: DUDE THATS WRONG
dick mole by vaginaminer January 31, 2009
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Mole Dick 

Another name for an uncircumcized penis, due to the resemblance of a mole peeking its' head out of a burrow.
This would be a great porn if that douche bag's mole dick wasn't so distracting.
Mole Dick by fEARtHEgOOCH September 27, 2009

Stanky mole dick 

When your dick smells like a mole bowl
Individual from Montpelier Vermont : *rips phat mole* and then proceeds to put wiener in mouth without exhaling.
Male individual: “damn bro I’ve got stanky mole dick

dick-a-mole 

The act of smacking the vagina with an erect penis.
"Yeah, we dick-a-mole'd last night, but we didn't go all the way."
dick-a-mole by just a baby February 18, 2014

dick moles 

this is when some 1 has tons of moles on there dick and it is all bumpy
dominic tried to suck sabrinas cock but it was covered in dick moles
eww dick moles.
dick moles by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005

butthole dickmole 

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"
Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU
butthole dickmole by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Dickmole 

A mole that is above or on ones dick, usually very unappealing, and repels girls. If you have one, GET IT REMOVED! NOWW!!
OMG. Becky did you see his dickmole?! It was soooooo big!!!!!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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