dick mole

when a mole is present on the tip of the penis, also known as foreskin.

hope: i was giving brad head last night and dude..

louise: what?

hope: he had a fucking dick mole!

louise: ewww no way man, thats dirt.

big daddy fuck: whats wrong with a dick mole?

hope: it was smiling at me and there was a mooosive hair sticking out of his un-circed foreskin

louise: DUDE THATS WRONG

by vaginaminer January 31, 2009

Mole Dick

Another name for an uncircumcized penis, due to the resemblance of a mole peeking its' head out of a burrow.

This would be a great porn if that douche bag's mole dick wasn't so distracting.

by fEARtHEgOOCH September 27, 2009

Stanky mole dick

When your dick smells like a mole bowl

Individual from Montpelier Vermont : *rips phat mole* and then proceeds to put wiener in mouth without exhaling.
Male individual: “damn bro I’ve got stanky mole dick

by Monty p dick butt July 26, 2019

dick-a-mole

The act of smacking the vagina with an erect penis.

"Yeah, we dick-a-mole'd last night, but we didn't go all the way."

by just a baby February 18, 2014

dick moles

this is when some 1 has tons of moles on there dick and it is all bumpy

dominic tried to suck sabrinas cock but it was covered in dick moles
eww dick moles.

by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Dickmole

A mole that is above or on ones dick, usually very unappealing, and repels girls. If you have one, GET IT REMOVED! NOWW!!

OMG. Becky did you see his dickmole?! It was soooooo big!!!!!

by theniggasdownthestreet July 11, 2011