man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.

Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops

dick-mate by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011

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Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.

After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.

Dick Math by Mortadella May 14, 2014

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Leaky Dick Material

When a hot woman walks by and makes your Dick leak a little bit.

That beatch is so hot, she's Leaky Dick Material.

Damn, that woman that just walked by made my dick leak!

Leaky Dick Material by mjh79 December 14, 2009

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big dick matthew

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough

big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!

big dick matthew by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019

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