dick lashing 

the result of really great sex that has you immobile for an amount of time...(time can very from person to person).

jane..."you have a really big smile on your face today"
sara..."yeah i got a really good dick lashing last night i couldnt walk for an hour"

dick lashing by SheBird July 25, 2011

Dickwashing 

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

Dickwashing by Gayrey August 17, 2018