Dick Hat 

When someone finds your hat and where's it on their dick.

We lost Luke's hat on the road, while being chased by two gay's. They picked up the hat and used it as a dick hat.

Dick Hat by JDUBss April 7, 2007

dick hat 

one who is blowing and or likes to blow dick

Shes being a dick hat at the moment, may i ask whos calling

That Carol , shes a real dick hat

dick hat by shut fuck damn ass cock October 12, 2005

dick-hat 

Another name for foreskin.

That man still has his dick-hat.

dick-hat by LeavesKittun September 3, 2007

Dick-hat 

Another name for over amounts of bragging rights,
someone who has a dick-hat is someone who is very proud of themselves for doing meaningless, trivial things.

Not to be confused with just having a big ego;

One with a dick-hat is one who is constantly measuring themselves up to OTHER people's dick-hats.

Any gender can have a dick-hat, but it's most commonly seen in achievement whores for the xbox/ps3 and such.

Example one!

P1: "I just got SOOO many achievements on my XBOX, dude!"

P2: "...And what do you get in return?"

P1: "Uh, nothing.."

P2: "Oh. So...A bigger dick-hat, then."

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Example 2:

Mom1: "My kid just owned your kid in soccer today."
Mom2: "And what do YOU get out of this victory?"
Mom1: "A bigger dick-hat. And...having to fix a victory supper for him and his little friends..."

Dick-hat by Luna Strega June 23, 2010

dick hat trick 

when you nut three times in a row

bro I just pulled a dick hat trick

dick hat trick by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019

Dirty Dick Hat Trick

When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.

(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)

Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!

Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???

Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!

Dirty Dick Hat Trick by TheChoctawCountyKid December 7, 2017

tight as dick's hat band

When something is very close fitting. Also can mean when someone is a cheapskate.

Also can be a play on words. Dick is a man's name and he wears a hat that is too tight....but it can also refer to the male genitalia and the foreskin around the head.

"Man, that dress she had on was tight as dick's hat band!"

"I will never date Johnny again. He is too cheap! Tight as dick's hat band."

tight as dick's hat band by Kani's world April 2, 2017