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Dick Harder

When you get scared and horny at the same time.
Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

hayden's dick 

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr
son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"
hayden's dick by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026