dick graze
A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.
dick graze by jean1938 September 8, 2014
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Dick gazer
A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."
Dick gazer by bigfish951 August 12, 2009
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Eat a dick glazed in shit
An exclamation of anger or disgust.
Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Eat a dick glazed in shit by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011
Glazed Dick
1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012
Glazed Donut Dick
A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women
Glazed Donut Dick by themanginger August 3, 2014
grace, your dick is small
grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...
just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
grace, your dick is small by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020
dickgrace
dickgrace by Diddelydally December 5, 2021
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