dick graze 

A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.

My buddy introduced me to the DICK GRAZE!

dick graze by jean1938 September 8, 2014

Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."

"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."

Dick gazer by bigfish951 August 12, 2009

Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

Eat a dick glazed in shit by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011

Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

Glazed Donut Dick by themanginger August 3, 2014

grace, your dick is small 

grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...

just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches

im not satisfied ... im sorry but grace, your dick is small.

grace, your dick is small by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020

dickgrace 

When someone is both being a dick and a disgrace.

“Rick is a dickgrace to humanity!”

dickgrace by Diddelydally December 5, 2021