dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

dick fiddle by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

fiddle dick 

1)an indescribable somewhat instramental-shape to ones penis usually pertaining to an asian.

2)a nickname for the coolest asian in the world

1)-OMG, i slept with wong-ti the other night, and that mother fucker had a fiddle dick!
-ew.

2)-"fiddle dick!!"
-"who is that"
-"only the coolest asian alive; Daniel Field. duh"

fiddle dick by asian's mama August 7, 2009

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher 

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher by herpiderp March 30, 2016

fiddle playing dick muncher 

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

fiddle playing dick muncher by herpiderp March 30, 2016

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

dick fiddler 

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

dick fiddler by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015