When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.
A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.
Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!
A kook who rides a boogieboard and thinks he is the shit because he snaked 15 people at the wedge. Dick draggers where flippidy floppidy vag flippers to get into waves because they are to frail to paddle in with their arms.