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A kook who rides a boogieboard and thinks he is the shit because he snaked 15 people at the wedge. Dick draggers where flippidy floppidy vag flippers to get into waves because they are to frail to paddle in with their arms.
by shreddddddddddd May 30, 2016
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A person who rides a "boogieboard" like they think its the coolest thing. Called this because their penis must be dragging in the water. Most often this word is used by surfers when a bodyboarder snakes their waves.
"Those gay ass dick draggers always snake my waves, theyre all faggots."

"Dickdraggers ride sponges"
by Zososg August 11, 2006
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a long argument, or a fight between either you and your spouse, you and a friend, or you and a family member.
Man I got into this big ol fucking dick dragger with my daughter over her grades.

I got into this dick dragger with bill becuase he pussied out on me.
by uzi4u April 28, 2006
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