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big dick demon 

demon is so pro, he the best at raping ur gf
fat leo: big dick demon rape my gf omg :(!1!1!1!1
rence: haha noob
big dick demon by sweaty leo June 5, 2021

Demon Dick 

A male with great dick and ducks you good but ducks your life up more.
I'm not fucking with Randy and that Demon Dick he not about to fuck my life up , and have me acting crazy out here.
Demon Dick by Monk Mann March 28, 2021

Demon Dick 

A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.
Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!

Dick Riding Demon

A person who is very much on your wood.
Original terminology comes from a white man named Dahood
Can you get off my dick you being a dick riding demon !
Dick Riding Demon by MyNameDre October 27, 2018

Demon-Dick

When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul

i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.

Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
Demon-Dick by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019

Demon dick 

The ability for a man to provide ample and consistent pleasure to a partner using his penis.
Last night I gave my girl the demon dick.
Demon dick by DBrutalTruth November 24, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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