dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005

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Dick Dastardly

1. When someone is being mean, cruel or nasty this word can be used to describe them

2. Famous evil animated cartoon character from the wacky races cartoon series

that person is so Dick Dastardly

Dick Dastardly by Edward Aldred-Dow May 3, 2006

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Dick Dasterdly

meaning to become mean and evil with vicious plans of debocherie examples: someone vandalized a car they got dick dasterdly all over that car. Or when this girl gets here I'm turning into dick dasterdly and turning him loose on that shit so he can get all dick dasterdly w her. Also can be used as an alternate ego. Like a super hero side that's great at being evil. Example Hall's alter ego is dick dasterdly!

I'm about to get dick dasterdly up in this place and noone wants that.

Hi I'm Dick Dasterdly and the name says it all.

I'm really about to turn into dick dasterdly!

Dick Dasterdly by Jme2tall October 10, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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