dick custard 

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")

Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!

dick custard by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009

custard dick 

custard dick is where chronic hero dips his cock into a girls virgina and gets the period blood on it custard hence the name custard dick

i fucked your mom hard last night and got custard on my penis i got custard dick

custard dick by jabbas back February 22, 2009

dickmustard 

n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.

"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."

dickmustard by Dromedaryhump1 November 26, 2006