coocooforcocopuffz's definitions

dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")

Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!

by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009

junkhood

slang term for the foreskin ("junk" is a nickname for the "penis")

My junkhood is like the wrapping paper on the huge gift that I only give to worthy girls.

by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009