dick cricket 

a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up

dick cricket by krc22 December 15, 2007

Dick Cricket 

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

Dick Cricket by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

Cricket dick by viduity June 21, 2020

Cricket dick

noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.

Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.

"What up, cricket dick?"

Cricket dick by aeris1172 September 14, 2009

Cricket Dick

I name for annoying people who have a small dick

Hey look vento has a cricket dick

Cricket Dick by sikeboy37 January 26, 2019

dick crickets 

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

dick crickets by Randall L. September 21, 2007