dick baseball
when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
dick baseball by Rampaging Boner June 27, 2019
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Baseball dick
• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball
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"Hannah guess what I got baseball dick last night" "omg for real, like they say baseball dick is the best kind of dick"
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