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Diablo 3 

1: The best fuckin way to spend hours of your day sitting on your ass killing dudes for sweet loot.

2: An addiction that is comparable to crack.

3: The thing that happens when people disappear for weeks and you start to ask their friends what happened to said person.
1: I just found an amulet of "adds +5 to killing dudes faster"

2: Jimmy is in rehab explaining to crack whores why his Epic 2 handed mace that has "+5 to killing dudes" was worth the 30 days he skipped school for.

3: Timmy: What happened to Jimmy?
Jill: He has a case of Diablo 3.

Diablo 3 

The next step in the Diablo Series, created by Blizzard North originally. Diablo and Diablo II both we're considered to be milestones in the mmorpg scene. Diablo 3 was announced in Paris at the Blizzard Invitational, along with Starcraft 2, a sequel to the Starcraft series, also by Blizzard.
Diablo 3 is the first of the Diablo series to be released in 3D, Diablo II Expansion set is still largley played even after 10 years.
Diablo Player: Wow Did you hear Blizz announced Diablo 3!
Diablo Player 2: :O?
Diablo 3 by All those babies! February 20, 2009

Diablo 3 

One of the most anticipated video games of all time, that will now forever go down in history as one of the most disappointing video games of all time. It is said that for $60, you can get the same level of entertainment by lighting the money on fire and watching it burn. Diablo 3's lead designer at the time, Jay Wilson, was mostly blamed for ruining what many believed was once the greatest video game franchise of all time. The game was released for the computer May 2012 by Blizzard entertainment. but it feels like it was developed by Nimblebit and designed to be played with an iPad (just kidding, Nimblebit's games are better than D3). The Skill and Gear system could be managed by a 6 year old, and the game could be beat with a credit card. The most mind boggling concept for many fans to grasp is, why a game like Torchlight 2, which frequently goes on sale for $5, is better than Diablo 3, a $60 video game, in almost every single category? Why Path Of Exile, a free to play game that's still in BETA, has more to offer and promises a more rewarding experience? The difference between games like these and Diablo 3 is, the developers listen to their fans. diablo 3 was announced to be released on consoles. That's where Blizzard made their biggest mistake. They risked failing their 15+ year old fan base, which they did, In an effort to make newer fans. Simpler fans, that are easier to develop for, like console gamers. And that's what you get when you buy Diablo 3. A console game.
Person 1: Should we give diablo 3 another try?
person 2: no.
Diablo 3 by vnvxvnv September 1, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016