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Diablo 3 

1: The best fuckin way to spend hours of your day sitting on your ass killing dudes for sweet loot.

2: An addiction that is comparable to crack.

3: The thing that happens when people disappear for weeks and you start to ask their friends what happened to said person.
1: I just found an amulet of "adds +5 to killing dudes faster"

2: Jimmy is in rehab explaining to crack whores why his Epic 2 handed mace that has "+5 to killing dudes" was worth the 30 days he skipped school for.

3: Timmy: What happened to Jimmy?
Jill: He has a case of Diablo 3.

Diablo 3 

The next step in the Diablo Series, created by Blizzard North originally. Diablo and Diablo II both we're considered to be milestones in the mmorpg scene. Diablo 3 was announced in Paris at the Blizzard Invitational, along with Starcraft 2, a sequel to the Starcraft series, also by Blizzard.
Diablo 3 is the first of the Diablo series to be released in 3D, Diablo II Expansion set is still largley played even after 10 years.
Diablo Player: Wow Did you hear Blizz announced Diablo 3!
Diablo Player 2: :O?
Diablo 3 by All those babies! February 20, 2009

Diablo 3 

One of the most anticipated video games of all time, that will now forever go down in history as one of the most disappointing video games of all time. It is said that for $60, you can get the same level of entertainment by lighting the money on fire and watching it burn. Diablo 3's lead designer at the time, Jay Wilson, was mostly blamed for ruining what many believed was once the greatest video game franchise of all time. The game was released for the computer May 2012 by Blizzard entertainment. but it feels like it was developed by Nimblebit and designed to be played with an iPad (just kidding, Nimblebit's games are better than D3). The Skill and Gear system could be managed by a 6 year old, and the game could be beat with a credit card. The most mind boggling concept for many fans to grasp is, why a game like Torchlight 2, which frequently goes on sale for $5, is better than Diablo 3, a $60 video game, in almost every single category? Why Path Of Exile, a free to play game that's still in BETA, has more to offer and promises a more rewarding experience? The difference between games like these and Diablo 3 is, the developers listen to their fans. diablo 3 was announced to be released on consoles. That's where Blizzard made their biggest mistake. They risked failing their 15+ year old fan base, which they did, In an effort to make newer fans. Simpler fans, that are easier to develop for, like console gamers. And that's what you get when you buy Diablo 3. A console game.
Person 1: Should we give diablo 3 another try?
person 2: no.
Diablo 3 by vnvxvnv September 1, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026