dia-beetus 

dia-beetus, also known as "the beetis" is infact not a unique strain of marijuana, but rather the reference to Wilford Brimley's bumblefuck speech impediment, and inability to pronounce the word diabetes. After Wilford Brimley's day-view on liberty medical commercials, "the beetis" spread like an std in a bro-infested frat house over the continental United States. Dia-beetus quickly became a youtube sensation, providing such hits as "rock me diabeetus" and "the funky diabeetus". The Billy Mays of yesteryear, Wilford Brimley's walrus like mustache and comforting hand motions will forever live on in the commercial brakes of late night television, and more importantly in the hearts of the American people.

Man, so fuckin' bummed, i heard kimbo slice may retire because he has dia-beetus, beetus, beetus, dia-dia beeetus.

dia-beetus by theshirtbeforetheshirt August 17, 2010

Diabeetus 

A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.

"Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."

Diabeetus by FabulousFairy December 1, 2014

diabeetis 

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

diabeetis by omg bacon October 16, 2007

Diabeetus 

The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.

Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.

Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.

Diabeetus by FSRueful January 12, 2019

Diabetus  

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus

Diabetus by Tdap October 9, 2008

diabetus 

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

diabetus by crank May 4, 2005

lol diabetus

A way of expressing humour while at the same time making fun of Wilford Brimley, the old guy from the liberty mutual commercials who pronounces diabetes wrong.

*someone trips and falls* "lol diabetus!"

lol diabetus by Batryan! April 30, 2009