dexstrosity

what one needs to excel at guitar hero or rock band

"dude why do i suck at guitar hero?" "well dude, you just dont have the dexstrosity" "you mean dexterity" "no, dexstrosity"

by native87 March 19, 2008

dextrosity

Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.

A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."

B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."

A: "But I am afraid of needles."

B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."

by minagica April 28, 2011

Dextrosity

Used when describing music that is toxic because of excessive dexterous technique. It relates to "monstrosity" and "dexterous"

That band are an absolute dextrosity!

by spoonfedbutangry August 30, 2010

Dextrocity

The new age hippy way of saying 'dexterous'.

Scotty's joint rolling ability is not as good as Rhys' FIFA skills. This is because he has less dextrocity.

by Jporter110492 September 7, 2016