devcism

When some idiot demotes or discriminates against you for not being a specific type of developer.

My boss was practicing devcism when he fired me for not being the best developer he's ever seen.

by Duued February 12, 2021

Devicism

A term used to describe discrimination, or prejudice based on the devices people use in everyday life, to browse the web or to game, etc.

1) Fandroid: Oh wow you're using an iPhone? don't you know you're just paying for the brand?
Fapple: An android? nice potato quality snapchat stories you have there.
Windows phone user: Hey guys remember me? stop this devicism please you don't know how good you have it.

2) Hey that's not fair i can't copy and paste on mobile you're being so devicist.

3) PC elitist: Wow!.. people are still gaming on consoles nowadays? PS4 and Xbox ones are just entry level PCs that you can't upgrade and you have to pay for online.
PS4 and Xbox users: *bark* *bark* *more incessant barking*
Xbox 360 user: I am poor.
Switch user: Oh my god they're adding Knack to smash.

by Rusty Crumpet August 28, 2019

Deacism

Deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. It was coined to explain why the common theory of Darwinism or Natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.

Your friend proved himself to be a product of Deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.

by Mad_pyro February 11, 2009

devchismo

when a developer knows their code will always work the first time without tests or fear

The developer had a lot of devchismo, and was sure his feature wasn't causing the error.

by Art Monkey January 9, 2024