When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025
Get the Detroit Eggs Benedictmug.