det stache

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.

Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."

by Leeroy J July 1, 2009

Destache

To remove mustache or facial hair

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James doesn't want to destache his sweet stache for his girlfriend Becky.

by Phsycoteddy January 15, 2019

Dewstache

The sweat that builds up on someone's upper lip and forms the shape of a mustache

Man its hot today"...."I know check out the dewstache on that guy's lip

by sam-e-jo June 28, 2011

deustache

A douchebag with a mustache

That deustache spilled beer on me.

by Beeboobopp June 25, 2016