det stache 

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.

Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."

det stache by Leeroy J July 1, 2009

Destache 

To remove mustache or facial hair

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James doesn't want to destache his sweet stache for his girlfriend Becky.

Destache by Phsycoteddy January 15, 2019

Dewstache 

The sweat that builds up on someone's upper lip and forms the shape of a mustache

Man its hot today"...."I know check out the dewstache on that guy's lip

Dewstache by sam-e-jo June 28, 2011

deustache

A douchebag with a mustache

That deustache spilled beer on me.

deustache by Beeboobopp June 25, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008