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desertspoon 

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)
Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!
desertspoon by TheBeast April 5, 2005

desertspoon 

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P
I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.
desertspoon by S_t_G April 15, 2005

desertspoon 

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!
Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.
desertspoon by S_t_G April 5, 2005

dessertspoonful 

as much as a dessertspoon can hold: 2 fluid drams.
While hot put in a small lump of butter and a (dessertspoonful) can hold: 2 fluid drams of salt.
dessertspoonful by churbanwords April 23, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026