dessert spoon 

Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.

"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko

dessert spoon by richyouth11 June 18, 2018

desertspoon 

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

desertspoon by TheBeast April 5, 2005

desertspoon 

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

desertspoon by S_t_G April 15, 2005

desertspoon 

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.

desertspoon by S_t_G April 5, 2005

dessertspoonful 

as much as a dessertspoon can hold: 2 fluid drams.

While hot put in a small lump of butter and a (dessertspoonful) can hold: 2 fluid drams of salt.

dessertspoonful by churbanwords April 23, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019