despenas 

A Stupid greek origin person who can be fun to have around if u want to be stupid like how to make fire balls u can throw.

hey despenas

despenas by anonymous May 20, 2019

desperascorn

Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.

Not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.

The barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & I was filled with desperascorn.

desperascorn by arbisun June 11, 2008

desperasexual

A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.

No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.

desperasexual by The James Andy April 23, 2007

desperasexual

a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get

Person 1: I heard that Phillipe was a desperasexual.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.

desperasexual by sirs March 21, 2013

Desperasitidy 

the act of being desperate

I will quit my "Desperasitidy"

Desperasitidy by tayoxxxx June 3, 2022

hugh despensor 

A joke where one person says "Imagine if _____ married Hugh Despensor..."
Then the other person says "_____ DESPENSOR!!!!!"

Person 1: "Imagine if Lava married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: "LAVA DESPENSOR!!!!!"

hugh despensor by Babadebababa May 3, 2024

hugh despensor 

A joke where one person says 'Imagine if _____ marries Hugh Despensor...' and the other person replies with '_____ DESPENSOR!!!'

Person 1: 'Imagine if Semen married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: 'SEMEN DESPENSOR!!!!!'

hugh despensor by Lordnahtanoj May 4, 2024