Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.

Not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.

The barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & I was filled with desperascorn.

desperascorn by arbisun June 11, 2008

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despenas • desperasexual • desperascorn • Desperasitidy • hugh despensor

desperasexual

A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.

No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.

desperasexual by The James Andy April 23, 2007

desperasexual

a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get

Person 1: I heard that Phillipe was a desperasexual.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.

desperasexual by sirs March 21, 2013

Desperasitidy

the act of being desperate

I will quit my "Desperasitidy"

Desperasitidy by tayoxxxx June 3, 2022

hugh despensor

A joke where one person says "Imagine if _____ married Hugh Despensor..."
Then the other person says "_____ DESPENSOR!!!!!"

Person 1: "Imagine if Lava married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: "LAVA DESPENSOR!!!!!"

hugh despensor by Babadebababa May 3, 2024

hugh despensor

A joke where one person says 'Imagine if _____ marries Hugh Despensor...' and the other person replies with '_____ DESPENSOR!!!'

Person 1: 'Imagine if Semen married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: 'SEMEN DESPENSOR!!!!!'

hugh despensor by Lordnahtanoj May 4, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026