gronk

Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)

1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!

by Carbona_Not_Glue September 01, 2009

Des

Designated driver

Let's go the pub, I'll be Des

by carbona_not_glue December 08, 2012

Fridging

Really cold but not quite freezing

It's fridging turn the heating on

by carbona_not_glue October 17, 2012

Taking the lead

A phrase used on a night out when a friend has pulled an ugly girl (a dog)

Dave: alright lads, this is Sheila

Dave's mates: Dave's taking the lead

by carbona_not_glue September 05, 2012