derogrative - adj. - It is portmanteau of derogatory and pejorative. Used to describe something that is generally considered distasteful, off color, demeaning.
Marc: "Man, what kind of third world heap of crap is that?"
Me: "It's a Peugeot, its a legit car. Why the derogrative remark, Marc?"
Marc: "Whatever nancy boy."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.