The most well rounded and talented guy you'll ever meet. Great at so many things, incredibly nice, and extremely passionate. He loves to joke around, but will be the most serious person in the room if the situation requires. He also enjoys taking charge of situations to make them as successful as possible.
Girl: I have no idea how to answer this question
Guy: Goask Derick. He'll be happy to help and I'm sure he knows the answer.
A Derick is a nice but serious guy, he different and uniqe compared to others. He doesnt smile often but when he does it makes everyone in the room feel happy. He is a very smart and intellegent guy. He can be a loner but will warm up to you over time.
Girl: hey is that derick?
Other girl: yea i think so, we should go talk to him he seems kinda lonely
Derick' s are an absolute pain in the ass but they are extremely loving and will do anything for the ones they care about. They made me assholes sometimes but they've always got your back. They have are really great in bed. You've got to get yourself a derick because at the end of the day they're the ones you want to spend your life with.
Person: Wow, Derick is so great! He helped me with my homework.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.