A dirty daqauvious is when, Partner 1 nuts inside swiss cheese then proceeds to insert the cheese into partner 2's asshole, partner 2 the has to finger out all of the cheese, once partner 2 gets all the cheese out partner 2 has to eat the cheese while partner 1 is giving anal.
Dequavious is a very complicated person at times. He's tall, nice and mean at points in time, and pretty chill. He is a loving person who got love for errone, until they fuck him over, then he comin fo their head. He really has a soft spot when it comes down to his baby. He will give ha da world, no matter what. He a real ride or die. Overall, He's The Perfect Guy, Plus He's An Athlete.
"Girl Look At Dequavious"
"Mmm Damn. Whoeva His Bae Is, Dey Lucky"
"Periodt Sis"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!