depressimistic 

Depressing AND Pessimistic

"Blah blah blah"(random girlfriend whining and moaning)
"Listen woman, quit being so depressimistic, things really aren't that bad."

depressimistic by A. Cameron August 4, 2007

Depressimist 

noun
Someone who is so pessimistic, it depresses the people around them.

Dude, just listening to Sarah talk makes me feel dead inside, she's such a depressimist.

Depressimist by Chief Hawks April 8, 2011

Depressionistic 

1. When when your describing something that's depressed but you want to be more creative.

2. When your depressed but optimistic

Look at the depressionistic frog

Depressionistic by Emort Carg June 28, 2019

depressimist 

a person that's depressive + pessimist.
it's pretty self explanatory.

You're such a depressimist.

depressimist by debbshock October 20, 2023