Depressimist 

noun
Someone who is so pessimistic, it depresses the people around them.

Dude, just listening to Sarah talk makes me feel dead inside, she's such a depressimist.

Depressimist by Chief Hawks April 8, 2011

depressimist 

a person that's depressive + pessimist.
it's pretty self explanatory.

You're such a depressimist.

depressimist by debbshock October 20, 2023

depressimistic 

Depressing AND Pessimistic

"Blah blah blah"(random girlfriend whining and moaning)
"Listen woman, quit being so depressimistic, things really aren't that bad."

depressimistic by A. Cameron August 4, 2007

depressionist 

Highly functioning person with depression

One of my finely tuned skills is being the happiest functioning depressionist you’ve ever met.

depressionist by Nicolaolly February 10, 2021

Depressionistic 

1. When when your describing something that's depressed but you want to be more creative.

2. When your depressed but optimistic

Look at the depressionistic frog

Depressionistic by Emort Carg June 28, 2019

Depressionista 

1. A term for sadness//depression. It makes you sound cooler.

2. The title for one of Every Time I Die's songs.

1. Man, my whole world feels like it's collapsing. I think I'm going through Depressionista.

2. we're bloodless now, and we are uninterrupted by the majesty of it all.

Depressionista by Spanishhorse July 1, 2008

Depressionista 

The act of your friends bullying you toxically every day. Usually directed on a weak kneed boy.

Sigils is a depressionista by being out played by Ssundee’s exploits.

Depressionista by Supergamer38282 August 6, 2023