dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.
Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."
by Lemongello February 02, 2013
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Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.
Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...
by Paul_5921 January 25, 2012
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A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.
Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.
by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025
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