dense fuck 

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.

Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.

dense fuck by Scinterplex November 30, 2016

dense fuck 

having a lot of fun. me and my friend saw it on a wall and decided to change the real meaning

That party was dense fuck.

dense fuck by supercow July 19, 2004

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Fuck Ass Dende

When you can tell someone's dick game is weak as fuck

Me: Ay, you got a Fuck Ass Dende boi
Person: Bruh, why would you say something like that?
Me: Cuz I can tell just from looking at ya.

Use of the word dende for dicks is credited to SSJ9k.

Fuck Ass Dende by ShurokDaDon June 27, 2017

Fuck you Denise 

A retort/response to someone you are arguing with.

Ex: When you are arguing with your significant others mom (Regardless of her name) "Fuck you Denise" is said to shut her ass down.

Fuck you Denise by heelside336 August 1, 2017