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very annoying as a teacher. Tortures her students with math homework. Gives tests every week and doesn't care about student wellbeing. Demisse is evil and doesn't have a heart.
My math teacher is a Demisse.
demisse by Peppa Pig Oinks September 24, 2020
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Denisse is very confident she tends to have the balls to do anything! She will stand up for anyone, especially her close friends! She can be very rude when she has her moments but an amazing friend. She tends to be very creative and a good artist! She has a lot of guy friends and always thinks ahead! She’s good at math and has a lot of self love. She has a good sense of clothing taste. She is a great girlfriend she’s nervous at first but soon you’ll see the real her, you need time to talk her she always expect you to text first and to be loved. She always wants to text you but it’s to nervous. She thinks of you 24/7 and gets taken advantage of, don’t take things too fast though. She has brown hair and the most gorgeous beautiful girl you’ve EVER seen!!!
I think i like...
Denisse

That’s my BESTFRIEND Denisse
Denisse by Tu mama :)))))) May 9, 2019

Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

demisemihemidemisemiquaver

A note that will immediately rip the hands off of any self-respecting musician.
I once was a pianist like you, but then I took a demisemihemidemisemiquaver to the hands.

Devisserising 

Speaking untruths to such a degree that the speaker actually believes the untruths to be reality.
David says he is a genius to he's friends on a regular basis to the point they and he really believe that's a fact, but the actual fact is that David has a god complex and is mentally ill. When David is in the act of telling untruths he believes to be reality, he is actually Devisserising.
Devisserising by Andrew Hynson March 16, 2017

biromantic demisexual 

A person who is romantically attracter to two or more genders, but will only feel sexual attraction when a deep bond is formed between them and their partner.
Sam really likes me, but will not have sex with me until they are ready. Apparently they are a biromantic demisexual.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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