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Delassus group is the best Moroccan grower of snacking tomatoes!
Why I overslept my classes?

- I was at Dalassus meeting

- What is that?

-Here at Delassus we only want to give our customers the best. What is the best you may ask? Specially grown fruits grown to perfection and picked when ripe. We would never put any nasty chemicals like GMO or any other pesticides in our products. Other companies who only care for profits and mass produce can not even compare to us. At Delassus, we care for out fruits and our customers!
delassus by Retardelassus March 2, 2021

Dylmassexual 

If you are attracted to Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Dylan O'brien, you are Dylmassexual. Because you are a Dylmas shipper but also obsessed with them.
friend: hey are you bisexual?

me: no, I'm attracted to Dylan O'Brien and Thomas Brodie-Sangster!

friend: but...what orientation is it?

me: easy, I'm Dylmassexual!

Delmarshae 

A tall often unfriendly girl who is extremely good looking. She knows she is beautiful, too.
Damn fuck Halle Berry. She Delmarshae... Nigga
Delmarshae by kedja December 7, 2011
Someone who is Delightfully Sassy.

Something that is both delightful and sassy.

Synonyms:

- Someone who is larking around his/her/their life
- Bold And lively
- Full of spirit
- Sassy and cute

Adjective: Delassy
Comparative adjective: Delassier
Superlative adjective: Delassiest
Leonardo, you’re such a delassy”.

“That song is so delassy” (delightful in melody and sassy in lyrics)
Delassy by FornasièrAroundTheWorld September 2, 2020

Lainee Delmaestro 

A really pretty girl that PROBABLY has a lazy eye. But really cute anyway and would kiss :))) xxxxx
Lainee Delmaestro is really cute and I love her even though she has a vagina mint xx <333

Delmaestro 

a tasty treat; a vagina mint; man with a sugar flavored ding dong
ex 1.
Boy: "Are you gonna suck his wang?!"
Girls: "why not it tastes like sugar, he IS a delmaestro!"

ex 2.
Hungry Person: "I wonder how much that delmaestro costs, I could go for something tasty!"

ex 3.
Girl with a stanky vagina: "Anyone have a delmaestro with them, I stink down low."
Delmaestro by yankees12 June 11, 2006