delir

the smartest person in the world

delir is my boss
delir d**k is like 20 cm

by delir the boss October 18, 2020

Delir

Delir means a mix between strange and funny.

Brook - ‘I just slipped on a banana skin’
Harper - ‘OMG Brook, you’re so delir!’

by Blake’s brownie August 28, 2019

deli shoes

Delicious.

Damn those fish tacos were deli shoes!

by Ass Cancer Necromancer April 7, 2023

shit delirium

Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.

George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.

by JoeyD-PSC November 20, 2010

deliriant

A drug that inhibits acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter used in the vision, hearing, and memory. This causes vivid hallucinations completely indistinguishable from reality, and usually extremely uncomfortable side effects like restless legs, drowsiness, sensitive eyes (expect to wear sunglasses for days after trying datura), unquenchable thirst, and dry, sticky eyes. The most common hallucinations are small insects, but the hallucinations grow more intense as the dose increases. Users may talk to people who aren't there, see zombies clawing at their windows, smoke phantom cigarettes, see blood dripping from the ceiling, etc.

People take these for fun, but most of them never do it again. The experience is certainly not recreational, but it's like asking people, "if you could live a nightmare in real life, would you?" Some will say yes.

Most deliriants are cheap and fully legal. They include diphenhydramine (Benadryl), dimenhydrinate (Gravol), datura (jimson weed) and amanita muscaria (fly agaric mushroom).

Take it from me, don't try deliriants.

by stormchasar May 19, 2010

Delia

A really sweet and amazing girl who deserves the world.
Helpful and kind, she is beloved by all. Her charm makes her so loveable. She's good at art, has a good taste in music and is small.
She should start seeing herself like everyone else sees her, a beautiful human being worthy of everything good in this world. Like a star, she brings light and hope even in the darkest of times.

Person 1: "I met Delia yesterday, she's so sweet!"
Person 2: "yes, she's very kind, is she not? I love her a lot :)"
Person 1: "me too!<3"

by blueberrybro July 20, 2020

Deliah

If you ever find a Deliah keep her in your life even when she tells you to leave. She tends to not know her own emotions a lot of the times so you must have patience with her. In the end it will all be worth it. Deliah’s can be quite indecisive and emotional at times but, they give the best advice. A lot of people find it very easy to trust them because of how open minded they are. They also bring friendly vibes with them which is why they make friends rather easily. Many people view them as peaceful individuals but, when their in a bad mood they can have quite the attitude and are good at ignoring people. Deliah’s tend to have a lot of secret talents that they don’t like to share. They are very intelligent individuals and are not afraid to show their spunk. Deliah’s tend to speak their minds and usually have no filter. They are quite competitive people also so sometimes it’s best not to bother them at times of competiton. It is very easy to love a Deliah you just have to accept their flaws and imperfections. Deliah’s overall are very beautiful inside and out and very caring when it comes to the people they love. Deliah’s usually can never hate someone but can hold a very strong grudge. Deliah’s are very smart girls and know how to handle themselves. They are also very generous and will love you from an instant. They also have a sweet spot for animals. They are also very sporty too. So find yourself a Deliah and don’t let them go.

“Wow! I wish I knew a Deliah”

by my accomplishments December 21, 2018