defucktion

The act of reversing a fuck-up, or the act of repairing a previously known fuck-up.

A database administrator accidentally fucks up by deleting a large table from a production database. Woopsies! The Unix systems adminstrator then runs a data restoration from a recent backup, enabling the database administrator to reverse his fuck-up, thus performing a defucktion.

by Roy James January 17, 2008

Faux Defecation

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

by gingyman January 9, 2010

anti-defecation league

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.

You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."

by gingermom September 29, 2009

post-defecation euphoria

The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.

The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.

by doublepepperoni August 17, 2012

defecation hit the oscillation

A more polite way of saying the "shit hits the fan"

When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.

by hurricane47 June 12, 2010

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020