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There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

Definitely not Jay 

He is a kik legend who joined kik on 3rd April 2013. You need to have some knowledge of football if you wanna converse with him.
Kik stranger - what you do for living

Definitely not Jay - i beat Pakis
Definitely not Jay by Pakibeaterjay November 1, 2021

definitely_not_via 

People with this username are the following, pretty, kind, lively, and over all amazing.
Person 1: what’s your username?
Person 2: definitely_not_via
Person 1: OMG we should be besties
definitely_not_via by The sus queen December 30, 2021

Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you 

A good response (situationally) to things. It's good it sounds good.
Hym "Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you. Do you believe in talking donkeys? Yes? Yeah, see that's why you shouldn't be directing statements like that at me."

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"

Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
It has multiple meanings
1st A Really Beautiful and Sexy Girl/Women

2nd Ur Pussy probably Taste Great Less Filling"
U tell a Girl/Women ur Definitely "Doritos Not Cheese Puff"
Means "Beautiful and Sexy Taste Great Less Filling"
Ya know how a person starts eating

Doritos r really addictive and cheese puff r ok but really messy

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait 

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke
guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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