deffocate

To die a slow and painful death in your own filth

I will Deffocate my enemies

by Mr DeffocateYou October 29, 2013

Defecate deficit

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

Deffinately

A common miss-spelling of the word Definitely
Dumbass.

"We so deffinately have to hang out!!!1!"

by Tsiana September 30, 2008

defaecate

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007