defcom

Corporate office: A term used by people who feel their work is more important than others as a way to massage their ego.

Louis: "Amy, this fax is urgent, priority, THIS IS DEFCOM."

Amy: "Yeah, yeah Louis. (slams door)"

by Amy Lauren February 15, 2007

Workers Decompensation

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018

decomgoogolation

where someone becomes frustrated through being inable to use the internet. comes from decombobulation which means "to be frustrated"

"the wireless just froze again, now i cant get my mage up!"
"total decomgoogolation"

by sam osborne October 18, 2008

Defcon 1

A defense readiness condition (DEFCON) is an alert posture used by the United States armed forces. The DEFCON system was developed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and unified and specified combatant commands. It prescribes five graduated levels of readiness (or statuses of alert) for the U.S. military, and increase in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe) to match varying military situations.

DEFCONS are a subsystem of a series of Alert Conditions, or LERTCONs, that also includes Emergency Conditions (EMERGCONs).3 DEFCONs should not be confused with similar systems used by the U.S. military, such as Force Protection Conditions (FPCONS) and Watch Conditions (WATCHCONS), or the Homeland Security Advisory System used by the United States Department of Homeland Security. The highest confirmed DEFCON ever was Level 2 (DEFCON2). Movies and popular culture often misuse the DEFCON system by "going to DEFCON 5" during a state of emergency. In fact, DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness. DEFCON 1 is the most severe.

by WordMastah2010 November 3, 2010

Decomplish

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.

"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.

by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

decomplexify

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

by splicefox August 21, 2020

decompress

Chill out, wind down

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

by sordid77 August 1, 2006