Deep Fry 

A sexual act in which the male, in the missionary position, inserts his penis into the vagina and his testicles into the anus. This 'deep fries' the testicles.

"My girl wanted to add some new flavors into our sex life, so I decided to deep fry my nards."

Deep Fry by deezymailmail December 14, 2009

Deep fry 

Named after Israeli journalist Israel Fry.
When someone is cought red handed by a professional speaking about a subject he doesn't know. Yet, keeps making arguments despite being publicly humiliated.

She deep fry this guy!

Deep fry by Electrochemist June 11, 2021

Deep fry 

The 1 fucking thing that Americans do way to much

Person 1: hey can I have a apple

Person 2: sure

Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it

Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS

Deep fry by That 1 person🖕 September 3, 2023

Deep Fry Your Monkey 

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"

Deep Fry Your Monkey by Ineedanightlight March 7, 2022

deep fry yourself 

Drown yourself in hot oil; kill yourself; deep fry yourself hoe.

Girl 1: I can’t deal with this bitch, she won’t leave me alone.
Girl 2: Tell her ‘deep fry yourself’

deep fry yourself by Bandrilol July 1, 2018

colombian deep fry 

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking

After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.

colombian deep fry by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Technical Deep Fry 

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.

1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.

Technical Deep Fry by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011