Definitions by MamaDuck

Crog Grog 

The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.

This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.

Crog Grog by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

Cordial Turnpike 

When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.

Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.

Cordial Turnpike by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

Crab Smithy 

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

Crab Smithy by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

colombian deep fry 

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking

After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.

colombian deep fry by MamaDuck April 24, 2009