MamaDuck's definitions

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Crog Grog

The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.

This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.

by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

Cordial Turnpike

When a human forcefully inserts an appendage into an orifice of a non-human with designated intent of reaching the small intestines.

Richard began to sport wood after he succesfully preformed his first cordial turnpike on Mrs. Smith's pet cat that had passed nearly moments before.

by MamaDuck June 6, 2009

colombian deep fry

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking

After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009